हे भगवान ऐसा किसी के साथ न हो,

Santa calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh 

Servant picked the phone.

Santa=Tumhari Memsaab se baat karao 

Servant =Woh toh Sahab ke saath room me hai

Santa=Par Sahab to mai hoon 

Servant =Ab mai kya karu? 

Santa =Maar de dono ko Mai hold karta hoon 

After killing..

Servant =Laasho ka kya karu? 

Santa=Ghar ke piche wale swimming pool mein phek ke bhaag jaa....

Servant =Par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai.. 

Santa = Ye 45678922 hai...??

Servant = Nahi... Ye 45688922 hai...

Santa = Oh Sorry, Wrong Number

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