Rahul Gandhi Jokes

Rahul Gandhi :
Mom hum is desh ko
kab tak lootenge??
.
.
Sonia :
Bhago beta Nahi to ye M_ _ I Hamari Lut Lega,
Tuhari to wo F _ _  Dega,

Rahul Gandhi Jokes

Rahul gandhi Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:

Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye
To Aap Kya Karenge…..??

Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..

Interviewer: Why….??

Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..

Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye….??

Rahul: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi Banege..

Interviewer: Why….??

Rahul: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega…!!!!!

Rahul Gandhi Jokes

Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai, par main “Satyamev Jayte” nahin dekh paaunga!

Aamir Khan: Kyun?

Rahul Gandhi: Kyunki uss time “Chhota Bheem” aata hai.

Rahul Gandhi Jokes

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