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प्राइमरी क्लास में मास्टर साहब गणित सिखा रहे थे.
मास्टर साहब – “बेटा, मान लो मैंने तुम्हें 10 लड्डू दिए !”
पप्पू – “क्यों मान लूँ … आपने तो मुझे एक भी नहीं दिया ?”
मास्टर साहब – “अरे मान ले न ! मानने में तेरे बाप का क्या जाता है ?”
पप्पू – “ठीक है …”
मास्टर साहब – “हाँ, तो उसमें से 5 तुमने मुझे वापस दे दिए … 
तो बताओ तुम्हारे पास कितने लड्डू बचे ?”
पप्पू – “20 !!!”
मास्टर साहब – “कैसे ?”
पप्पू – “मान लीजिए ना ! मानने में आपके बाप का क्या जाता है !!!”


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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila? 
Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sak
ti hai

Miss: shut up & get out. 
Babloo: miss mein bataon..? 
Miss: very good, batao.. 
Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye
.
Miss: u also get out. 
Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: i think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay.. .
Shamu :miss doctor ke alawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai.
D Miss: u also get out. . 
GUDU: Miss mein bataon. 
Miss: HAAN BATAO... . 
GUDU: "FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI" Students Rock!