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Shadi
ke pahle- Hero no.1
Shadi
ke baad- Coli no.1
Pahle-
Maine pyar kiya.
Baad
mein- Yeh maine kya kiya.
Pahle-
Milne kab aogi.
Baad
mein- Maike kab jaogi!
...................
Aadmi
dusre se: Bhai sahab ye khushiyan kya hoti hai?
Dusra
Aadmi: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kam umar me hi shadi ho gayi thi....
....................
Wife:
Khana kha liya?
Husbnd:
Khana kha liya?
Wife:
Batao na?
Husbnd:
Batao na?
Wife:
Meri nakal?
Husbnd:
Meri nakal?
Wife:”I
Love u” . . . . . . . . . . .
Husband:
Ha Khana kha liya.
....................
A
Husband makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone.
He
dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.
Both
talked for long time and fell in love.
Moral
of the story: An idea can change your wife.
....................
LISTEN
&
SILENT
are
two words
Having
same two alphabets,
Amazingly
BOTH are meant for...
HUSBAND
...................
Wife
: Agar meri shaadi kisi "Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to
Main
itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu
Awesome
reply :
Husband
: Are pagli,,
Blood
Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!!
...................
The
world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:
"Everything".
And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"
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