Top 5 Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi

Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha…
Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”
Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.
Shravan chal rahe hain na


Santa badi der se apne room me kuch dhoond rha tha,
pareshan hokar uski biwi Jeeto bol-
Jeeto – Kya dhoond rahe ho?
Santa – Hidden Camera
Jeeto – Tumhe Kaise pata is room me hidden camera hai?
Santa – Agar hidden camera nahi hota to T.V. wale is aadmi ko kaise pata hota ki hum star plus dekh rahe hain, bar bar ye -“aap dekh rahe hain star plus” bol raha hai


Santa – Kaun se Cast k log sabse acche naagrik hote hain?
Banta – baniye
Santa – Wo Kaise?
Banta – Har Jagah likha jota hai, Desh k acche nagrik “baniye”, Desh bhakt “baniye”


Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha
Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki
Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye”
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”
Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye.


SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do.

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